Friday, March 7, 2008

Cleaning 101

It's apparent that many years of being a momma's boy doesn't prepare you for life on your own.

So far everything seems good... umm well I'm still alive and I only get sick once a month now.


Apart from CLEANING!!


cook food -- WASH DISHES

wear clothes -- WASH CLoTHES (apparently wearing the same thing for 2 weeks straight isn't hygenic, damn you society)

have a shower -- WASH TOWELS

shave/cut hair -- CLEAN ALL THE HAIR OFF THE FLOOR/SINK

sleep in a bed -- WASH SHEETS

go to the toilet -- CLEAN THE TOILET

walk around -- VACUUM

sit on a couch -- CLEAN THE FREAKING COUCH

watch tv -- DUST THE FREAKING THING

sigh sigh sigh

God has given me a big indication that I am above cleaning so I tend to do as little as possible. (Hayfever, nothing like sneazing/runny nose/ feeling like crap for half a day after cleaning a few things and being exposed to dust)

This blog was made possible because today I was called a slob, disgusting and a few other things by a germaphobe who likes to inflict pain on me when something I do is substandard so now I must clean :(

Where are my servants??



Sigh if only...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh boy. I hear you on the hayfever thing. It usually takes me about three days to clean up because I keep losing half days to major hayfever attacks!

I feel your pain.

Mish said...

Dude just keep things clean! Then you won't get sick. Vacuum away the hayfever, damn you! Vacuuuuuum! What doesn't kill ye makes ye stronger.

Lewis said...

I'm getting an air purifier soon so hopefully that will help.

Until then I'll just clean a little bit at a time.