So far everything seems good... umm well I'm still alive and I only get sick once a month now.
Apart from CLEANING!!
cook food -- WASH DISHES
wear clothes -- WASH CLoTHES (apparently wearing the same thing for 2 weeks straight isn't hygenic, damn you society)
have a shower -- WASH TOWELS
shave/cut hair -- CLEAN ALL THE HAIR OFF THE FLOOR/SINK
sleep in a bed -- WASH SHEETS
go to the toilet -- CLEAN THE TOILET
walk around -- VACUUM
sit on a couch -- CLEAN THE FREAKING COUCH
watch tv -- DUST THE FREAKING THING
sigh sigh sigh
God has given me a big indication that I am above cleaning so I tend to do as little as possible. (Hayfever, nothing like sneazing/runny nose/ feeling like crap for half a day after cleaning a few things and being exposed to dust)
This blog was made possible because today I was called a slob, disgusting and a few other things by a germaphobe who likes to inflict pain on me when something I do is substandard so now I must clean :(
Where are my servants??
Sigh if only...
3 comments:
Oh boy. I hear you on the hayfever thing. It usually takes me about three days to clean up because I keep losing half days to major hayfever attacks!
I feel your pain.
Dude just keep things clean! Then you won't get sick. Vacuum away the hayfever, damn you! Vacuuuuuum! What doesn't kill ye makes ye stronger.
I'm getting an air purifier soon so hopefully that will help.
Until then I'll just clean a little bit at a time.
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