Eragon

So I watched Eragon...

What a shitty Lord of the Rings rip off.

The main character was way too pretty, he had no personality.

What was with his try hard deep manly voice? A few of the characters seemed to have this problem.

There was no characterisation, umm who are these people? Just a bunch of random people with weird names from weird places.

Robert Carlyle was one of the worst villains I’ve ever seen.

There were so many random overhead shots of scenery much like LOTR but it was overdone.

The epic battle was just Eragon's dragon vs the magician's dark magic fake dragon, the rest of the people fighting weren't important.

Once all that was over I was thinking great now he will go and fight the umm main bad guys real dragon and that would be the end.

But no we were at the end!! How the hell can you tell a fantasy story in like 100min? its not a fast paced action movie where things don’t need to be explained!

It was a piece of shit but it didn't make me want to wipe out humanity.