karate kid

I feel so dirty.

Jackie Chan
Jaden Smith

WTF!!!!!!!!!

Fuck you hollywood.

AGL

I can't believe how incompetent AGL is.

Long ago might be 6 months might be 9 months I got my gas bill and it was for $7500. An obvious mistake so I call them assuming they will fix it.

Next bill comes in, still $7500, so I wait a bit and then call them. I was told that someone was going to come out and reread the meter. Nothing...

About a month ago I get another bill $7500 and a disconnection notice. I can't be bothered calling again so I plan to wait until just a few days before.

So finally they call me and its a disconnection guy and I tell him the situation and he puts me through to someone else and they say my account is on hold and someone should come thursday(last thursday) and they will probably call me.

As expected no call no show.

This morning I get a text saying to call AGL as access to the meter was not provided.

So I call them and they are coming Monday, the chick says that not all of the people have phones on them!! wtf

I hope this finally gets sorted.

Green vs Jones Jnr

Freaking awesome I paid $50 to watch this on mainevent and the fight goes for 2min.

2012 worst disaster movie ever

So I get dragged along to another crap movie, I knew it was going to be crap but i went along just so i could whine afterwards and feel superior.

This was the most cliche of cliche movies I've ever seen the sheer amount of bullshit was unbelievable.

And to top it all off it went for nearly 3 freaken hours!! I needed to pee so badly by the end.

Being a standard disaster movie we have a bunch of near misses, In some movies like Dante's Peak we get a decent dose of it but not too much.

In this movie it's just non stop. The world is colapsing but they can drive and fly through anything missing every bit of debris, the volcano even waits for them. We get at least 20min of near miss footage. I've never seen so many near misses in any movie, Indiana Jones doesn't even come close to this, it's literally non stop near misses.

As if all the near misses werent bs enough we also get one of the biggest bullshit things in movie history. They are flying a jumbo jet (yes..) and need to make a fuel stop in hawaii, but unlucky for them hawaii is no more, it's just molten lava and random good stuff.

They are traveling to China but dont have enough fuel, so what happens?

They run out of fuel but lucky enough the earth has moved 2500km or some crap like that and voila they are in China making an emergency landing.

Almost as unbelievable is when they land they find some people in a truck traveling to the same place as them and it's not far away!! It's freaking China , it's massive, it's not the size of tassie!!

So our main characters make their way to and end up on these arcs. The governments manage to build like 8 of these massive arcs in china without anyone knowing in 2 years!! these are massive structures that can handle the force of huge tidal waves, would probably require at least 100,000 workers probably more, maybe a million. None of them are going to tell anyone or post youtube videos.

So our heros manage to get on the arc with a bunch of other people, after a lot of drama...And get this all is well again in 30 days as africa has risen up like 2000m above sea level.. The earth has stabilised itself after a massive disaster(the crust becoming super hot) in a month.

This movie also has the standard black president who desides to die with the massesand a whole heap of characters whose only purpose is to make calls to family, death calls.

Think I'm done my head is going to explode.

F You imdb Zombieland

Been a while since I had something to bitch about.

I decided to download and watch Zombieland after all the good reviews on imdb.

I know they are usually overinflated for any new movie thats out, but generally if you look through about 20 reviews you know if its shit by reading the very low rated reviews.

I did not find any low reviews so I went ahead and watched it.

What the hell is wrong with people! Is genY so braindead that they have to rate everything as awesome when it's complete shit?

This movie starts off with some good potential with our main character being a dorky weiner who plays WoW. He then meets up with Woody Harrelson who plays his standard dumb redneck role.

It rapidly declines when Harrelson wants to find a twinkie (obvious sponsors of the movie) and they find a couple of teen girls who con them twice, but end up going along with them to some funpark.

On the way we get a terrible cameo by Bill Murray in zombie makeup. He acts like a zombie to fit in!! wtf thats just stupid.

Because he cant be in the rest of the movie he tries to scare our weiner hero and gets shot and i assume dies cos thats when i stopped watching it.

This movie is your standard pile of shit.

Fuck you hollywood, I'm tired of your shit. But even more I'm tired of GenY enjoying this trash.

would you like a home loan with that?

Went to the bank today to deposit a few cheques...

The teller tells me that i have a decent amount of money in my netsavings account and then precedes to ask me if I'm saving for a house and that home loan rates are low right now!!

Does it get any worse than this?

facebook must die

Man I hate it when my mind wont let me sleep and i have to bitch about something.

Tonights bitching session is about females, photos and facebook, rsvp, social networking sites, dating sites and whatever other types of sites where people put photos.

It is now a serious problem.

Every freaking social outing is a photography session. Why the fuck do people need to stand next to every person and get a different photo. And why the hell does everyone with a camera want a picture of me every time.

It's all cos of facebook, it's seriously out of hand. Chicks coming back from overseas with thousands of photos, yes a few thousand and then spending weeks picking out the best photos and the wittiest comments for them.

Another thing is social get togethers, if there is a computer on somewhere dont expect any good conversation cos its time to look at and analyse photos.

When everyone has iphones and mobile facebook I'm moving.

dear brain,

please quietly go to sleep now

thanks

When I start a cult at least I'll have outfits ready to go

So I saw an infomercial for "the snuggie".

It's a robe you put on backwards repackaged as the heating phenomenon of the 21st century.

One day I hope to see someone wearing it outdoors.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xZp-GLMMJ0

Who cares about swine flu i want my chicken

I don't normally dine out much but I'm on holiday in Hobart for a week and I'm trying to avoid the whole fast food thing.

I normally just get steak or fish cos they can't stuff it up too much, but tonight I decided to have mexican.

mmm chicken enchiladas, my mum used to cook them and i can cook them pretty well

I get my meal and its pretty cheesy, no chicken taste.... there aint no freaking chicken!!

God damn mexicans! they probably weren't even real mexicans just dark looking asians

I'd complain but I'm not one of these people. I'll just go home bitch on the net and eat some chocolate

man i hate dominant extroverts in groups

I'm freaking tired but i cant seem to sleep.

Anyway last night i was in the unfortunate situation of being the 1 male amongst 6 females.

What a boring night it was.

Thinking back the way in which the conversational flow went was kind of interesting.

This group consisted of 2 female introverts, me a male introvert, 3 dominating extroverts and 1 non dominating extrovert (doesnt need to be centre of attention)

Firstly 2 dominating extroverts removed themselves from conversation, 1 of them was out of her comfort zone (not really part of our group) so she didnt want to compete and the other was jet lagged so instead of them sitting in and taking passive roles they decided to remove themselves from the situation (look at holiday photos) for most of the night.

This was kind of good because it allowed for some introvert conversation but just shows you how much dominant extroverts suck.

I've noticed in the past that 2 dominating extroverts in any group larger than 3 completely kill any introvert. I find when there are 3 people they allow the 3rd person to have input but as the group gets larger they just fight for attention.

Early in the night with 3 introverts vs 1 dom and 1 non dom extroverts the introverts would get a decent amount of chat in, this is because you get conversations splitting up instead of group discussions, which is good!!

This didnt last as there was no stimulus and the introverts gave up, I tried my best turning the tv on but there was nothing interesting on only the hulk, which sucks (damn you foxteless bitches).

I find if there is a stimulus for the introverts then they will keep conversing in smallish groups but last night there was none and the dominating extrovert controlled the conversation after a couple of hours.

Unfortunately that meant a conversation about hot guys and a bombardment of personal questions as this dominating extrovert had free reign for most of the night (gave me the shits).

In the future I'll have to be more prepared or have the balls to leave earlier.