2012 worst disaster movie ever

So I get dragged along to another crap movie, I knew it was going to be crap but i went along just so i could whine afterwards and feel superior.

This was the most cliche of cliche movies I've ever seen the sheer amount of bullshit was unbelievable.

And to top it all off it went for nearly 3 freaken hours!! I needed to pee so badly by the end.

Being a standard disaster movie we have a bunch of near misses, In some movies like Dante's Peak we get a decent dose of it but not too much.

In this movie it's just non stop. The world is colapsing but they can drive and fly through anything missing every bit of debris, the volcano even waits for them. We get at least 20min of near miss footage. I've never seen so many near misses in any movie, Indiana Jones doesn't even come close to this, it's literally non stop near misses.

As if all the near misses werent bs enough we also get one of the biggest bullshit things in movie history. They are flying a jumbo jet (yes..) and need to make a fuel stop in hawaii, but unlucky for them hawaii is no more, it's just molten lava and random good stuff.

They are traveling to China but dont have enough fuel, so what happens?

They run out of fuel but lucky enough the earth has moved 2500km or some crap like that and voila they are in China making an emergency landing.

Almost as unbelievable is when they land they find some people in a truck traveling to the same place as them and it's not far away!! It's freaking China , it's massive, it's not the size of tassie!!

So our main characters make their way to and end up on these arcs. The governments manage to build like 8 of these massive arcs in china without anyone knowing in 2 years!! these are massive structures that can handle the force of huge tidal waves, would probably require at least 100,000 workers probably more, maybe a million. None of them are going to tell anyone or post youtube videos.

So our heros manage to get on the arc with a bunch of other people, after a lot of drama...And get this all is well again in 30 days as africa has risen up like 2000m above sea level.. The earth has stabilised itself after a massive disaster(the crust becoming super hot) in a month.

This movie also has the standard black president who desides to die with the massesand a whole heap of characters whose only purpose is to make calls to family, death calls.

Think I'm done my head is going to explode.